Humor for you today

May 15, 2012~

Some one liners to get your day off on the right foot 🙂

 

The worst thing about having ADD and OCD is that I forget to wash my hands 50 times a day.

To err is human, to arr is pirate.

Sure the weed whacking is done but now we have no phone or internet.

Either my 7 year old nephew is lying about playing with my razor or half his left eyebrow just fell off in the bathroom.

Pete Moss would be a good name for a gardener.

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